nuclearweasel

sooo i'm moving and i have some stuff i need to sell:

BMX NORCO BIKE
red
pegs tightened, new brakes
needs an innertube for the back tire
$75

BURGUNDY/BLUE/TEAL COUCH
big, very comfortable sofa
well used, perfect for a student house
$30

TRAMPOLINE
big backyard style
perfect for parties, wet tee contests, suntanning, sleeping, star watching and the like
well used, about ten years old
$50

ALL PRICES NEGOTIABLE
for pics email me at cosmic_muffin at hotmail dot com

THANKS!
x posted

i have a question about overloading courses:

am i allowed to take 1.5 credits above and beyond the five credit courseload, provided i meet the requirements?

has anyone actually done this???

thanks!!!

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	Your Godliness
Your symbol is:	the flamingo, because it's pink!
You rule from:	a great, golden, gem-studded palace
At your side is:	your sexiest bodyguards
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	sexy elves with swords
Your most popular law is:	"Whack Your Boss With A Dead Fish" Day
Your least popular law is:	You must be offered a role in any new movie you want
Your worst enemy is:	Johnny Depp - possibly hotter than you in good light
Your popularity rating is:: 82%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 41%
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I'm begging you... DON'T FIRE PAT QUINN!!! I love that man.

But, feel free to kick Sundin's ass to the curb.

how ironic:

http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&pubid=968163964505&cid=1141902139115&col=968705899037&call_page=TS_News&call_pageid=968332188492&call_pagepath=News/News

they had a better chance running across the highway....

hello all:

i've just stumbled across an american article that made my blood boil. i encourage you to read the article and write a response, if you feel so inclined.

here's the article:
http://moneycentral.msn.com/content/P138885.asp

here's my response:

Dear Mr. Markman,

In response to your article:

Remember what happened to the Russians when they invaded Finland,
or the French when they invaded agrarian Russia?

Listen pal: we wrote books about how to defend against greedy bastards from the USA as long ago as 1975; and in our books we always win. So if you want to take it, come on. We're here. And we are not going anywhere.

You may be able to invade some sand dune occupied by a camel humper but we stick our dicks in the snow. For fun. We can hardly wait.

Yours truly,
Lindsay

PS. Have a nice day.

1) this morning i waked, and then i baked. then my parents rang the doorbell.
2) great game of hide and seek with barry and lance last night. to be repeated.
3) damn leafs.
4) can't stop playing french affair. looooooove it.
5) workin lots, selling lots
6) wrappin presents, can't get enough....OoOoOooo shiny paper
7) blown pipes are fixed. heat has been restored.
8) god, i love to dance
9) snow snow snow
10) ho ho ho

damn exams! thanks to dave for the christmas flavoured quizzes....

:P

You Are Vixen

Sexy and sultry, you're the one all the other reindeer dream about. Why You're Naughty: That fur pulling spat you got into with Dancer over Santa. Why You're Nice: Because even when you're nice, you're still delightfully naughty!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to black_luppins in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In July I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, trent_soviet (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-3655 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, nuclearweasel

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

1) got myself a JOB... i'm now a seller of jewellery... hoping for a BIG DISCOUNT.
2) spent FRIDAY NIGHT surrounded by NACHOS and CUTE boys in ARMY UNIFORMS...alena and i had meant to stop by rob's bday bash, but were late (as usual). so, we stumbled down to mcthirsty's... definately a worthwhile venture.
3) ERICA came up for the weekend... just kinda appeared in my room. it's gotta make ya SMILE.
4) AMAZING game on saturday. hahahaha we beat your STUPID MONTREAL team!
5) finally got to rock out to GOLDENEYE... it's a game full of AWESOME.
6) HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT (sat)
7) watched LIFE AQUATIC last night... good flick, thoroughly enjoyed.
8) got a MR. OIZO vinyl, (thanks ian!!). that little monkey creature always cracks me up.
9) HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB (today!!)
10) i'm SCARED of the DARK. i swear i hear weird noises coming from my walls...freaks me right out.
11) LOVING the sweet homewreckers demo. good job guys.

other than that... not much. keep it real out there!

:P

YEAH READING WEEK!!!

bah, time to do homeworks. grrr, maybe later.

went to the Tdot yesterday... found a group of lollygaggers at the bus terminal... looked like they were having fun! going to get halloween costumes they said, i'm very curious, and oh so excited. sounds like we're gonna have some good ones this year. :P

on the flip side, didn't buy much, but definately LOVED the street meat!

well, breakfast was good. i'm going back to bed.

ON GOING HOME:
--"with these many cars, there has to be a gas station"
mom's thoughts after exiting onto the DVP.... silver lining? definate: we found IKEA

--"do you want steak or pizza for dinner?"
either or daddio!!!

--"she thinks she wears the pants, i'll have her in a dress by the end of the week!"
ahhhhhh, the joys of reality t.v. ...this would be one "Wife Swap"

--"but linds, i don't have an ass, how can i make my hips wiggle?"
my brother on walking like a girl: yes, it is for halloween, yes, i got him a dress, and yes, he looks dead sexy.

--"just live an enjoyable life"
fatherly words of widom, reduces the "holy shit, what am i gonna do next year" angst.

a seagull pooped on me today.

it landed on my shoe. the gods must be smiling on me... thank god it wasn't my clothes... or hair!



had a request to change my msn psuedo... have done, thanks to kyle's suggestion.



25 million up for grabs this week. i'm in on it... what would you do if you won?

i would continue writing my essay.
pizza would be ordered, and
my head would explode.

you guys know those wretched rubber bracelets? the coloured ones announcing to the world that you've donated some cash to a charity? well, i got me one of those bad boys... and mine glows in the dark.

my charity of choice was the hershey company. that's right, chocolate. not only does it glow in the dark, but it came with a bag of hershey products. oh, did i mention it glows in the dark?

:P

just fininshed a great game of Risk. i was slaughtered... twice... but, i haven't played a game like that in a long time.

Went to get gas before the prices are hiked insanely, overheard the following convo:
SnitchyBitch (a customer) finishes yelling at the cahsier and leaves.
(another customer): "Damn Amercians, they'll get there's. Their storm is coming."
Cashier: "Storm, what storm? It's just a bunch of wind, I don't get it."
Customer: "Yeah, they're pussies."

only in peterborough.

On a more positive note, I wandered to my morning class with a Diet Pepsi and a bag of peanut butter M&M's.

I was asked for a candy by exactly three people, stared at by two, and lectured by one. All were given M&M's.

Then I got to spend an hour and a half playing with a broken down skeleton. Awesomeness.

Next week, I think I might try ribs and chocolate milk.

I've been feelin rather allergic lately, crap oozing out of random holes in my head and such... fearing another day of ruined mascara and harshly directed stares, I decided I should do somethin about it. I'm not a fan of doctors on a good day... all that poking and prodding... but, in an attempt to quiet my 'rents fears of a smallpox outbreak or something, I figured I'd haul ass and deal. Here is my story:

Normally, I would steer clear of anything with Trent and health in the same sentance, due to my serious doubt that information would remain remotely confidential. I felt dangerous today, so in I went.

I used that rediculous alcohol shit, you know, the stuff that is supposed to get rid of your germs... and promptly picked up my snot covered kleenex. Upon talkin to the nurse, she asked if I had the following symptoms... you know, all that SARS crap. I answered them.. fuckin nurses.

I was shunneed... treated like the SARS victim I'm not. Given a mask and made to stand at least a foot away from all others. You would'a thought I had leprosey or somethin... pffff! This adorable face, maybe my ass!

Anyways, I'm standing in the middle of the room, holding this frickin fairy mask to my face, figuring at least I'm gonna get some results. Nope. I can go in on Thursday.

Fuck that shit. I'll sit and suffer, perhaps find more globs of blood and mucus in my bed.

Apparently I'm infected. Not infected enough to get a stupid appointment. Well, let me tell you, I am infected... infected with RAGE. My eyes are red and my arms are swingin, watch out mother fuckers. I'm gonna sneeze on ya!

got this through msn the other day:

"Hey Linds. Here I am your up to date and hip daddio.

Cool beats."

Yes, it was from my father... what a dork! :P

i bought a big chunk of my texts today... felt like a kid in a candy store. yes, i'm a nerd.

noticed a lot more heat, generated from the PoPo. not only a lot more radar, but just drive-bys in general. it appears the PizzaMania across the street is back in **business**. a little relieved to be honest... i figured maybe our house looked as sketchy as it is.

fed the ducks on my lunch the other day... best half hour of my life. god i love ducks. quack, quack, meck, meck, quack... and the waddle of their little bums.

work has been hell. i'm the only girl left... deanna quit the other day. as a result, i've been on call for the last three days, so i never REALLY get to go home. picking up some decent hours tho.

i hate phones.

as arnold says, "i'm coming in the gym"... worked up a decent sweat today, felt sooooooo good. yeah chest and triceps... yum andrew.

arnold is numero uno

die pollen die. you are killing me and my stash of green. well, ironically, i guess it is grass season now...

definately learned a lot about life and people this summer... good stuff. i need to learn a lot more.

vanilla ice put out a new cd... here's hoping it will be good... here's expecting it won't be.

when i go to london, i'm going to see if I can find a pair of skinny pigs. some of the grossest cute things i've ever seen.

lists seem the way to do lj nowadays. tried it out... heh. robyn's the first and best i've ever seen at lists, so correct if i'm wrong girl!